I present the 𝝅oneer Falchion, a Raspberry Pi Zero W based micro cyberdeck (or microdeck). Runner's First Cyberblade, or a "Decker's Sidearm" The backside. Note the data-quillions, recessed power switch, and hinge. Operating configuration. Easy charging port. I took inspiration in designing this from the Austro-Hungarian M1853 Pioneer’s Falchion. I had gotten the first inkling of an idea of a blade shape from the shape of the keyboard, and then went poking and asking around to find a blade with a somewhat similar shape. That’s what informed the shape of the hilt and the placement of the quillions in particular. The features include a micro-USB charging port on the hilt end, two USB-A “data-quillions”, a touchscreen display, and a wireless keyboard that folds on a hinge along the back of the “blade” into the operating position under the display. The power switch is accessible through a hole on the backside of the device. I designed and built it for the competition hosted here: https://www.cyberdeck.cafe/post/deck-builders-competition The gist of it is that we are holding a mini virtual maker faire, with a competition portion. The competition requires using a Raspberry Pi Zero (or Zero W for the wireless version) as the core of a cyberdeck that we designed in a limited amount of time, with a limited number and volume of 3D printed components, and including the required models and instructions as our entry. The winner gets their design printed in resin and shipped to them. The links to the models and other files can be found on my blog, here: https://technomancers-sanctum.blog/2020/09/25/%cf%80oneer-falchion/ This may end up being the first in a series of "Standard Runner's Constructs," and the instructions are written as such, in an in-universe style. The idea is that runners are trying to make sure their future teammates are properly equipped and educated. If you "can't find good help anymore," sometimes you've gotta train your own. Feel free to make your own. I’d love to see photos!